V-CIM (Vegtable Completely Inaccessible Memory)
40 G-bytes (DNA)
TTL, CMOS and ECL incompatible.
Also disobeys De Morgan's theorum - half of the time.
When assembled with Swede-Logic CPU and RootSystem I/O, becomes the most powerful computer in the Universe. Of course.
DO NOT DESTROY; VITAL TO LE DRIVEL EPIC.
Send this component to M 'Swede' W at the address below: [address removed at the request of the D.P.P.]
N.B. Several other parts of the Sweded Distributed Logic Computer have been sent via out other hardware outlets - poor sods like PS and DM.
N.N.B. Only when all the parts are assembled will we know the name of Gilberts's real adversary.