VEGEMATION INC.

Product Specification

V-CIM (Vegtable Completely Inaccessible Memory)

Medium

40 G-bytes (DNA)

Compatibility

TTL, CMOS and ECL incompatible.

Also disobeys De Morgan's theorum - half of the time.

Special Features

1. No auto-rot signal required - decays independently of operating environment
2. Fully Vegematic-Scrambler Bus Root compatible.
3. Not even edible (without risk).

However:

When assembled with Swede-Logic CPU and RootSystem I/O, becomes the most powerful computer in the Universe. Of course.

DO NOT DESTROY; VITAL TO LE DRIVEL EPIC.

Special Instructions

Send this component to M 'Swede' W at the address below: [address removed at the request of the D.P.P.]

N.B. Several other parts of the Sweded Distributed Logic Computer have been sent via out other hardware outlets - poor sods like PS and DM.

N.N.B. Only when all the parts are assembled will we know the name of Gilberts's real adversary.